Josh Dodd – Unbelievable Stud

Published on 6th May 2009 by Josh Dodd


Joshua Dodd was born in Solihull, Birmingham. Josh was christened “Elvis Casanova Issac McRock’n'Roll Dodd”, changing his name to “Joshua” in 1999 to try to blend in more with the common man. Josh always struggled to be normal, he was a troubled kid who found primary school to be frustratingly simplistic, longing to Intergrate complex functions while his peers struggled to grasp their 6 times table.

At the age of 11 Josh was expelled from St Benedict’s Comprehensive after turning down a sexual pass made by the head mistress. He then left The UK and spent many years traveling the globe, learning Tai Chi in the far east, wandering alone the Gobi Dessert, fighting grizzles in Norths of Canada, finding the lost cities of the Incas. Much of his journey is a mystery, we do know he reached the south pole and attended Barack Obama’s classes in Constitutional Law at the Chicago School of Law before returning to the UK early in 2004 to continue conventional education.

Josh was easily the most desired student in his school but shied away from conventional popularity anxious not to break the heart of too many girls (and boys). In 2005 Josh won the Turner Prize under the assumed name of Simon Starling and in 2006 TheĀ PritzkerĀ Prize as Paulo Mendes da Rocha.

In 2008 Josh stood for election at The DF Althing and won by a landslide vote. Since then he has been the bedroom pinup of the movement and the sexual tyrant of DF Events – A powerful, yet gentle lover, Josh’s reputation far exceeds the 16-21 age group with curious Venturer girls telling each other tales of his touseled good looks while staff in head office constantly keep the desperate media at bay.

Josh Dodd is a huge asset to The District Fellows Movement, a brother, a son, a lover, a friend, a giver – overall an Unbelievable Stud.

If you want to contact Josh – maybe to book yourself into his busy schedule you can get in touch with him here

Haha Great!
I can just see Josh wandering alone in a Gobe pudding right now.

Laurie on 6th May 2009.

This is my favourite webpage ever.

Sophie on 6th May 2009.

The nasal passage shot is particularly apt.

elle on 6th May 2009.

The Doodinator in full flow, it just doesn’t get better than this!

Serious amounts of banter!

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Will on 7th May 2009.

Gosh! This is making me horny!

Henrietta on 7th May 2009.

urrrm… I’m speechless

philip on 8th May 2009.

(in a good way of course) :-)

philip on 8th May 2009.

I think most of josh dodds sexual power lies in his owly eyebrows… hes a bit like smason really.
x

Becky on 10th May 2009.

:O

Christy on 10th May 2009.

this made me laugh so hard that people came running from all over the flat

miriam on 11th May 2009.

‘A powerful, yet gentle lover’

My personal favourite.

Christy on 12th May 2009.

Ohmygod.

vince on 19th May 2009.

This man is an absolute legend.

Finn on 23rd March 2010.
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The District Fellows Movement is the 16-20 year old members of the co-operative educational youth charity, the woodcraft folk, whose ideology is based on the principles of equality, peace, social justice and co-operation, with an emphasis on the empowerment of young people.

DF meetings usually consist of a group of like minded individuals meeting up at a regular time and place (someone's house, or a pub for instance, or even a community hall if the group is large enough) and taking part in usual woodcraft activities. These activities range from co-operative games, orgainising events, workshops and discussions, and general socialising!

The DF movement also meets up on a national basis frequently, to hold both social, educational events and business events allowing everyone to be involved in the running of DF's...

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